As we embark on another journey around the sun in this sun-soaked paradise, let’s ditch the run-of-the-mill New Year’s resolutions. Who needs generic promises when we can add a dash of Marbella magic to our goals?

Prepare for a delightful blend of sarcasm and humor, as we present resolutions crafted for the savvy Marbella aficionado. Because, honestly, why strive for a ‘new you’ when the old you is already a legend in Marbella’s book (or maybe not)?

Ready to elevate your Marbella lifestyle? Dive into these playful resolutions for a vibrant 2024!

Hike More, Instagram-Scroll Less:

Because, honestly, who needs thigh gaps when you can conquer La Concha and share it with the world? #MountainGoals

Fashionably Late, Text Responsibly:

Let’s make “On my way” a legit status update and not just a desperate excuse for still being in pajamas.

Life’s Match Point:

Because sometimes, “I can’t…I have a padel game” needs to take a backseat to, you know, life. 

Mix It Up:

Once a week swap the cañas for perfecting your dance moves or challenging your friends to paella cook-offs. Bonus points if you can salsa without a drop of alcohol!

Authentic Hangouts Only:

No more fake promises to hang out. If you’re not feeling it, neither are we. Let’s keep it real.

Casco Antiguo Chic:

Old Town? Nah. We’re all about that “Casco Antiguo” life. It just sounds more local, doesn’t it?

Conquer La Concha

Because this year, let’s turn spotting the mountain into a triumph. Own the breathtaking views, one step at a time!

Chasing Sunsets at Playa Padre:

Because bowing out before the final curtain is so passé. Let’s soak in those last rays like the cool cats we are. Promise it will be Padre! 💀🌵

Mastering “Por Favor” Etiquette:

Ordering skills on point—bonus if you can do it without Google Translate. “Una mesa para dos, por favor” or “Una cerveza, por favor”.

Parking Like a Pro:

One car, one space—because parking should be straightforward, unlike parallel universes.

Paseo Marítimo Strolls to San Pedro:

Sure, it’s 12 kilometers, but hey, who’s counting? The sea breeze is our Fitbit.

Learning to Say ‘No’:

Think of this as a form of self-care because your time and energy are as precious as Marbella’s golden sunsets. 🌅

Distraction-Free Driving on the A-7:

Put away the eyeliner, the hair fixes, and the texts. Marbella’s beauty demands full attention. (You know who you are)

Public Transport & Bike Lanes Adventure:

Yes, they exist. And yes, we have bike lanes. It’s like Marbella’s own little theme park.

Traffic Blame Game:

Stop blaming everything on the traffic. Even Marbella’s traffic deserves a break.

Community Love All Year Long:

Because volunteering is not just for holidays. Let’s be the heroes Marbella never knew it needed.

Marbella Beach Babble:

No more generic beach names—let’s know our beaches like we know our neighbors’ dogs. “Oh, you hang out at Ancón Beach too?”

Just don’t call it “Marbs”…

Because Marbella is more than a nickname; it’s a beautiful blend of sun, sea, and sophistication.

Assistant Insights:

Learn something about your assistant(s). More than just a first name—although that’s a good start.

Golf Bliss:

Make one of Marbella’s golf courses your go-to spot for a swing and a sigh of relaxation. (Here’s a list of Marbella’s diverse golf courses to get you started. Because who said golf can’t be your chill pill?)

Beach Club Bucket List:

Tick off Marbella’s top 10 beach clubs from your must-visit list; each one a unique experience.

Villa RSVP Etiquette:

Villa invitation? Resist the property value check on Idealista before deciding to RSVP. Let the experience be priceless.

Old Town Time Travel:

Step into the charm of Marbella Old Town; history awaits your exploration.

Water-Saving Oasis (After all, we’re in a megadrought!):

Who needs a garden that’s a “moat maker”? Let’s embrace eco-friendliness, nurture our garden, and reduce unnecessary water usage with this smart Sprinkler Controller.

So, here’s to a year of laughter, self-awareness, and all the quirks that make Marbella, well, Marbella. Let’s do this! 🌴✨ 

Thank you for reading: 24 VERY Marbella new year’s resolutions

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